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just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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