Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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