Are we in a gay sports bar?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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