my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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