Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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