he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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