The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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