his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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