Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
