My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
