Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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