Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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