Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she looked like the before picture.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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