very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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