YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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