Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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