he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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