This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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