Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
They are going to name an STD after you.
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