Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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