oh god the rape fog is back!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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