I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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