Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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