The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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