think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You can't special order awesome
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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