I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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