They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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