u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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