Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she told me i tasted like america
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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