just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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