you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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