What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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