ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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