Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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