Already got asked if we're dating
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
