brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
