I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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