i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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