ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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