she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
