It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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