Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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