I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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