My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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