My girlfriend figured out who you are.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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