Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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