I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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