I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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