you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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