Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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