i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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