my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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