but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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