dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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