Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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