You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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