We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm both gender and math confused
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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