I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
